Craw Daddy
Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

yharnamsnewslug:

babyanimalgifs:

Man greeted by Otter Pup in the water 

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This is Wild Frank (or Frank de la Jungla) and this man is a fucking hero. He’s been involved in a lot of legal battles because he makes a habit of stealing fucking tigers from billionaires in Thailand and helping them get rehabilitation to get back to the wild. Governments hate him, poachers hate him, but in my country this guy is the face of animal freedom.

weirdolesbo:

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making a collection

ot3:

there’s an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too

Do you get episodic dreams? For the past while Ive been playing through this 360 game where you have to raise horses and then you send them off into a dungeon. Bought it at gamestop and everything, it was used though and had that generic sleeve that they used to put in the case sometimes. There was this visceral birthing section of it where you had to maneuver the analog sticks in the right way to help the horse out of the womb and then you could feed it and brush it etc. last night I fed the horse it's "last meal" and had to watch it explore the dungeon.

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powerburial:

hahaha what the fuck man

princessparfaiti:
“someoldjokes:
“From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
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diversity win! this farmer is poly
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princessparfaiti:

someoldjokes:

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

videogamecartridge:

ruinedchildhood:

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

everythingfox:

The best doggy

114-reprises:

motoguy94:

sleepy-bebby:

Cute bear takes a single biscuit no vandalization opens the door and leaves calmly.

Nothing could have prepared me for that guys evil laugh